Tonight's project.... (UPDATE)

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11/08/2014 at 23:30 • Filed to: None

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Still need longer bolts to attach the trucks. Thanks to Otto for the help!

Update: Some interesting responses. For everyone saying this is ridiculous and stupid, HELL YES it is! I'm not a skateboarder but happened to have a skateboard laying around and decided to try this. Will it work? Probably not? Is it ridable? Hardly. Will I ride it? Extremely doubtful. It was just for the hell of it. Also, it has much more clearance with the new trucks on.

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > Dsscats
11/08/2014 at 23:34

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I'm not a skateboarder...but that just screams 'bad idea' to me.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dsscats
11/08/2014 at 23:36

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lol what the fuck?


Kinja'd!!! Mustafaluigi > Dsscats
11/08/2014 at 23:36

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I'm not an expert, but I don't think it will work like that. Cus you know, physics.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > JustWaitingForAMate
11/08/2014 at 23:36

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Exactly why I'm doing it! I'm not a skateboarder either haha


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Mustafaluigi
11/08/2014 at 23:38

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The trucks will lay lower when bolted up, giving it about 2MM ground clearance.


Kinja'd!!! 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Dsscats
11/08/2014 at 23:45

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I think you stanced a skateboard! I like it


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > Dsscats
11/08/2014 at 23:50

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It won't turn and when you hit a small pebble or large leaf you will fly off and your teeth will become embedded in the asphalt. Great idea, love it.


Kinja'd!!! Racescort666 > JustWaitingForAMate
11/08/2014 at 23:51

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"I'm not a [car driver]...but just screams 'bad idea' to me."

FIFY #hellaflush


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dsscats
11/08/2014 at 23:55

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Looks like a great way to lose an ankle.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > JustWaitingForAMate
11/08/2014 at 23:59

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I know right? When you bail and land on that it's going to perforate you.


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > Dsscats
11/09/2014 at 00:06

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What about flex in the middle while riding?


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Aaron James
11/09/2014 at 00:07

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Wow, missed the point. It's for the hell of it. I obviously wouldn't have done it if it was to be ridden often. Who would?


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
11/09/2014 at 00:07

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I'm trying my best!


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > CounterTorqueSteer
11/09/2014 at 00:09

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Check the new pictures. I put lower trucks with bigger tires on. Now it has about 3 MM of clearence!


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > Dsscats
11/09/2014 at 00:11

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Very cool. It has an 80s Southern California vibe to it.


Kinja'd!!! DanZman > Dsscats
11/09/2014 at 00:16

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I admire this for the sheer absurdity of it, even tho I doubt it will work


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Dsscats
11/09/2014 at 00:22

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Why the hell do I like this?


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > Dsscats
11/09/2014 at 00:37

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You missed my point, I love it. I used to do stuff like this all the time. One of my favorites was when I put a Scooter front wheel on my bmx bike. Completely unrideable, dangerous and ridiculous but it looked cool.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Aaron James
11/09/2014 at 00:41

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Man, thought that was sarcasm. Completely my bad. And I put a wooden board with two skateboard trucks on either side on the front of a BMX bike when I was 9ish. It worked surprisingly well.


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Dsscats
11/09/2014 at 00:56

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I've actually seen people make these work before. Get a spacer to lift the truck off the deck then enjoy your new fully functional slamboard.